How do we save Batman?

This post from Screen Rant sums up a lot of my problems with the direction of Batman, and other superhero adaptations. Read it through, but the short version is that for too long people didn’t see the satire of Frank Miller’s Dark Knight and Alan Moore’s Watchmen. This lead to shoe-horning dark, edgy and violent characterizations where they didn’t belong to keep up and cash in. This led to comics and superheroes being realistic and more “adult” and therefore not for kids. As if something being “for kids” means that adults can’t enjoy it without feeling guilty.

I dislike Frank Miller’s Batman. I dislike the influence it has had. I can’t argue with the story direction of it. Seeing your parents gunned down in front of you could totally lead to Angry Ninja Batman, as I call it. It could lead to brutal violence and not trusting anyone to the point of always having counter measures at hand for even your “friends”. But it feels very limited in story possibilities compared to what I refer to as Detective Batman.

Detective Batman is still a rich, super genius in peak physical form who is driven to deliver justice. He starts his one-man war on crime to protect others from the tragedy he suffered. But gradually he sees that striking fear into the hearts of criminals isn’t enough because it also leads to being feared by those you’re trying to protect and to being hunted by the justice system you’re trying to help. So he finds allies in James Gordon and Lucius Fox. By working with the police by giving them clues they couldn’t get themselves, it leads to arrests and convictions and the city being safer from regular crime. That it also leads to more extreme criminals is a story for another time.

But in my mind the thing that really saves Batman from himself is a kid named Dick Grayson. Robin was initially introduced as a plot device so that Batman could have someone to talk to (think Watson to Holmes) and to appeal to younger kids. I think we need to bring back Dick Grayson to save us from Angry Ninja Batman.

Dick Grayson is one of my favourite characters in comics. Despite having the same backstory as Bruce, he ends of having real friends, making his own family with the Titans, and even having several positive romantic relationships. There’s a joke that his super power is still being friends with his exes. He’s a positive character that really can’t happen with Angry Ninja Batman. Because Dick helps change Angry Ninja Batman into Detective Batman.

Batman fails to save Dick Grayson from the tragedy of losing his parents. Feeling guilty about this, he takes the young acrobat in. As Alfred spends time with Dick (because Bruce is off on his crusade), he sees a kid very similar to the young master he raised but with more compassion. Alfred convinces Bruce to spend time with the boy and it changes and challenges Bruce. He sees the chance to be a father figure to this kid but he ends up learning more from his young ward. He teaches Dick to fight and stealth and to be a detective. But Dick teaches Bruce how to be human, and trust, again. Without Dick Grayson, you don’t get a Batman who can think outside his own pain enough to join with other heroes to save the world, to join/found the Justice League.

Angry Ninja Batman limits the stories you can tell to stories “for adults” instead of having stories that adults can share with their kids. If Pixar has taught us anything, it’s that you can tell stories for both. I really dislike how Miller-inspired Batman has become such the default in Batman media. I say this as a parent who wants to share these characters with his son, but also as a fan who wants more people to be able to experience these characters regardless of age.

Two geeky thoughts

Two quick geeky thoughts that I may later expand on:

  1. Marvel’s Civil War
    I will be very interested to see how they make Tony’s side sympathetic. In the comics it was like they didn’t even try. If you were for Registration, you were on the wrong side. Really, any side that involves hiring super villains to help apprehend resisting heroes is the bad side.
  2. DC’s TV vs Film
    I am really appreciating Supergirl and Flash (and to a lesser extent Arrow this season) for being a place to tell happier stories. Unlike the films were they are concentrating on the grimdark, Frank Miller-inspired Angry Ninja Batman and Disconnected Alien Superman. It’s nice to be able to have both sides accessible and not have the grimdark be the default interpretation.

Cover letters

Looking for work is some of the hardest work you will ever have to do. Maybe not physically anymore, but emotionally it can be really tough.

The part of applying for jobs that can take the most out of you is writing cover letters. You know, the letter you write that tells the company how you fit their job description and how excited you are to work for them? You want creative writing samples: just look at cover letters.

You want to find something personal to connect to either the company or their product. You need to let them know how much you want to work for them. You want to work, but it’s really hard to know much about a company from their website, social media and any press they may have.

Sometimes it’s really hard to be excited about a company or their product. How much do you love carpeting and flooring? Did you have a life changing event involving pairing sink and faucet designs? Did you meet your partner while picking a case for your smartphone? “We both reached for the MegaDefensor model. Our hands touched. Our eyes met and we knew. We knew that by both longing for the ultimate in device protection that we also shared a similar worldview…we shared a soul.”

Can’t I just say “You have a job posted requiring X experience. I happen to have that experience and would like to be paid to use said experience. I’m sure I will learn to love your company.”?

Hair

My hair is getting a bit long. My hair is usually pretty short and I get it cut about the time it starts to flip a bit in the back. That’s where it is now.
I’m tempted to let it grow out more. Partially as an experiment and partially to save money on a haircut.
But if I get a call for an interview, I’ll probably abandon the experiment.

Instruments I don’t need, but want anyway

Being a musician is dangerous. Financially.

Once you have one instrument, you want a better one. Or you want to play a different one. I play enough instruments that I can round out the rhythm section: guitar, bass, keyboard and drums. If I want to get better, I should take more lessons on piano or to play lead guitar.

Instead I tend to look elsewhere to instruments I’m not likely to ever get to play with anybody. The two biggest culprits are hand percussion and mandolin. I want them.

Whenever I play with others, I mostly stick to bass or rhythm guitar. And I sing. The odds of me playing conga or cajon in a band are very slim. But I have a cajon and I want mini congas. I’ve seen them. They’re cute. I want a djembe you can tune with a drum key, but I really don’t need that. Maybe I just want to play more drums and this would be a portable way to do it.

I’m not sure why I want to play mandolin. First I should work on lead guitar if I want to play a lead line. Maybe I like the percussive way you play it.

I’ve always liked the Godin family of guitars. My first 2 acoustics were Art & Lutherie. My wife’s guitar is a Seagull. I’ve often wished that they made mandolins because I like their quality. Now I’ve seen that they do make a Seagull mandolin and I have gear lust again.

Good thing I’m poor right now.

Well, them Duke boys was in a heap of trouble…

Quick campaign idea to play with later:

A small town plagued by bandits led by two brothers. They’re good old boys, never meaning no harm, but the leadership of the town is very corrupt. When making their getaway, these ‘Baron’ brothers tend to leap over things on their horses while hollering in tandem. The town’s sheriff is very corrupt but offers a big bounty on the bandits. The party should be conflicted over who to side with.

The what now?

Welcome to Terrifible!

My brand new blog about…well, something. I’m sure it will change as it goes. I don’t have a grand plan, so we’re making this up as we go. What ever I talk about, I will try to stick to these rules:

  1. Reviews are just my opinions: I might like a thing. I might not. Either way, I’m not attacking the thing or the people who created it. I’m not calling into question those who like or hate the thing. If I question why people like or hate the thing, it’s because I want to know how they got there, not judge how they got there. My feelings on the thing are likely to change.
  2. Tags: I want to tag posts. Mostly so I can track what I’m writing about. Feel free to pay no attention to these. If I start writing enough it may become useful.

Huh. I’m sure there will be more. This may become the About Page at a later date.

What does Terrifible mean?

You know that feeling when you have an idea but you don’t trust yourself to know if it’s good or bad? Terrifible is the word I made up to describe that: it’s going to be either terrible or terrific. But the only way to know for sure is to say it and get the opinion of others. Welcome to my sounding board.